We are ready. We have a bag full of stuff that is stomach related. And we are taking Dukoral, which by its own admission is an "oral, inactivated travellers' diarrhea and cholera vaccine." Good to know cholera is not going to strike. That thing can kill you!
We have Imodium too. So the chances of my stomach slowing me down is significantly reduced. Which leads me to what appears to be a known food on the streets of big city China. Bugs. I wonder if all of our stomach planning will protect me from a cricket. I guess I'll need to make that decision when it presents itself.
Yes that is right. Black spiders to eat, fresh from the streets of Beijing. But don't drink the water.